how time flies..

June 23rd, 2007 by bigheadguy

dear all readers,

recently, when i was sitting down and try to find a piece of mind,i notice that time really do flies..

when i was a kid,i always ask myself is it fun to work? because that time school life is damn boring and slow(that was only my personal point of view at that)..sometimes, i do ask my mum ‘why does the time is running so slowly?’ and my mum told me ‘as you grow up,ur time will be running faster and sometimes it will come to a stage where time wasn’t enough to use’..i found that what my mum say was very true indeed..

after form five, i did nothing until one day i was called to for the "so called" duty in national service..looking back from today,it has been three years ago already..now there goes all my childhood which left me with only memories,sweet memories..

after national service,i manage to qualify myself to be an apprentice of DaimlerChrysler Malaysia..i was so proud back then because they only take 28 people per intake..there is only 1 intake every year..and now, i almost graduated(having another week to go)..sitting down here today in Klang writting to you "how time flies"..

from a kid , i became a teenager..from a teenager, i became a young adult now..so.. to anyone reading this especially kids and teenager,do something useful because one day you will feel that time is not waiting for anyone…

Graduation

June 23rd, 2007 by bigheadguy

It is coming to the end of my 3 years apprenticeship..just another week to go..still wondering if i’m ready to face the society…still unsure about my work ability..seems that i’m still don’t have what it takes to compete with others..how??????there still many things i wasn’t ready to let go..my graduation will be on the 28th of June 2007 and will be starting my first day of work on the 2nd of July..that means i still have a week more to go before leaving KL..many things in my life were still unsolved..leaving KL might seem that I have to let many things to go..anyhow,i just have wish myself and all my course mate a pleasant journey ahead!!!

Mom is the best!!!!!

May 4th, 2007 by bigheadguy

Dear all,

A sweet piece to share..


Ah Beng Jokes….hehe…

October 20th, 2006 by bigheadguy

> >>
> >>Story 1
> >>Ah  Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to
knee,
boh?
> >>
> >>  Ah Chek : Lu siao ah!  stocking wear up to ‘yeo’  (waist) only,
where
> >>got up to the ‘nee’(breast)  one.
> >>
> >>
> >>Story 2
> >>Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently  and drove to Ah Lian’s place
to
show
> >>it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging  the various functions of
his
new
> >>car to his girlfriend.
> >>
> >>  "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch  ah!"
> >>
> >>  "Ha! Really ah!!!  Steady lah!" said Ah Lian.
> >>
> >>  "Some more hor, this is  Automatic one, vely easy to drive!"
> >>
> >>  So Ah Lian said, "Let  me try! I wan, I wan!"
> >>
> >>  So Ah Lian took the  driver’s seat and shifted the gear and
floored
the
> >>& accelerator.
> >>The  next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the
lamp-post.
> >>
> >>  "Alamak! What u doing?  U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!  Wah Piang
eh!"
> >>screamed Ah  Beng.
> >>
> >>  "Solee, solee, pai sah  lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing
mah!"*
> >>
> >>
> >>Story 3
> >>The  Titanic was sinking, and there weren’t enough lifeboats. So
the
> >>captain had to  persuade male passengers to jump into the icy
waters
to
> >>make room for women and  children.
> >>
> >>  To the British he said.  "You must act like gentlemen." They
jumped.
> >>
> >>  To the Americans he  said, "You can be heroes." They complied.
> >>
> >>  To the Germans he said,  "It’s the rule." They obeyed.
> >>
> >>  To the Japanese he  said," It’s the consensus." They obliged.
> >>
> >>  Then came the  Singaporean and they just weren’t budging until he
came
> >>up with the  appeal:
> >>  "Free life jackets for  those who jumped."
> >>
> >>
> >>Story 4
> >>3 recruits - Chinese, Malay  & Indian are at the army supply base
to
> >>collect underwear. The sergeant was  there to aid the supplies.
> >>
> >>  Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng!  How many underwear you need ah?
> >>
> >>  Ah Beng: (thinks a  while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
> >>
> >>  Sergeant: (puzzled) How  come so many?
> >>
> >>  Ah! Beng: Mon, Tues,  Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
> >>Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh  Mat! How many underwear?
> >>
> >>  Mat: (without  hesitation) 6 sargen!
> >>
> >>  Sergeant: (curious) How  come six?
> >>
> >>  Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed,  Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
> >>
> >>  Sergeant: (Indian  recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah
dei?
> >>
> >>  Tambi: (very  confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
> >>
> >>  Sergeant: (shocked  & fell to the ground) Why you need so many
for?
> >>
> >>  Tambi: January,  February, March…..One month one.
> >>
> >>
> >>Story 5
> >>Once upon a  time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and
wanted
> >>the DJ to play  the
> >>  song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro  Ti" (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys
bread).
The
> >>DJ told them that they only have  English songs and told them to
re-select
> >>another song. The Ah Bengs were very  angry and kicked up a
bigfuss,
> >>claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager  had to intervene
in
order
> >>to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah  Bengs, the
manager
> >>found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song  "Unchained
Melody"
> >>by the Righteous Brothers.
> >>
> >>
> >>Story 6
> >>One  day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and
want
to
> >>get down to  the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they
could
see
> >>the number 20 down  to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As
they
not
> >>English-educated, they  were puzzled and had no idea  what does the
letter
> >>G mean. Suddenly one of  them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When
they
> >>finally reached the ground floor,  the other Ah Lian was so
impressed
and
> >>asked the first Ah Lian, "Wah low!!!, how  you know one?" The first
Ah
> >>Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah…"
> >>
> >>
> >>Story 7
> >>Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from  Law school and
decided
to
> >>apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee  Law Firm"
> >>
> >>  During the interview,  Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh’s resume,
thinks
> >>for a while and said, "Well, I  would need to discuss your
application
> >>with my wife."
> >>
> >>  And went off to discuss  Santa’s application with his wife. Lee
KY’s
> >>wife said, "C’mon, don’t you know  that we only hire lawyers with
surnames
> >>beginning with ‘Lee’ only? Of course, we  can’t hire Santa Singh!"
> >>
> >>  So Lee KY told the bad  news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
> >>
> >>  Few days later, Santa  Singh came back to the same company and
request
> >>for another interview and Lee KY  said, ‘Look Santa, I have already
told
> >>you that we only hire…….’
> >>when  Santa Singh interrupted him and said, ‘I know, I know. I have
just
> >>changed my  name.
> >>  Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in  surprise and asked,  "What is
your
new
> >>name then?"
> >>On this, Santa Singh replied, ‘Surname Lee,  Last name, Manga!’
> >>(Manga-Lee)
> >>
> >>

The Rise Of The Bighead

October 14th, 2006 by bigheadguy

how should i begin?????????? it was 20 years ago where a little boy was born to this world.as  we all know,that lil boy I’m talking about is most probably me..i was born as the youngest in the family with two elder sister and 1 elder brother..I was born in taiping,perak and stay there until i’m 6 years old.

my family and i move to batu pahat,johore a year later.that’s why i’m not quite a ‘perakman’ even though i was born in perak.i have my primary and secondary education in johore.nothing much to talk about during this period because i’m not an active person.

once i graduated from school,i was called upon for national service..i’m proud to be the chosen 1 even though i’m pretty scared n clueless about wht’s goin to happen to me in the ns camp..i get to know lots of friends there.it was an exciting experience being in that life..if to be given a second chance,i would definitely accept the challenge again!!!!!

i’m quite lost after national service.i was wondering wht should i do in future..working??continue my studies??i wasted a couple months of my life doing nothing..nothing at all….luckily,my eldest sister helped me to apply some courses in college..in a sudden,i got so many offers from colleges,form six,private institute(definitely nothing from the local uni coz I’m not a smart student…hehe..)from nothing to do,i have to decide which path should i choose..

in the end,i’d made up my mind to be an apprentice in DaimlerChrysler.i was one of the lucky 28 chosen out of thousands of people into this fully sponsored Automotive Mechatronic course..Sounds very grand for a mechanic course huh….

It has been 2 years studying in this course.1 more year to go before i graduate..after graduating,its time for me to earn a living…….

that’s all folks..thanx for reading……..